That's right coming soon the Element of Surprise Blog will host the first annual Spartan Week featuring all kinds of articles on Spartans crammed into one tiny, tiny week. Your brain won't know what happened, but you may find yourself inexplicably attracted to men in tiny speedos, and the works of Frank Miller. Just roll with it, You'll be fine.
This isn't shark week, IT'S SPARTAN WEEK!!!
Spartan week is an Element of Surprise production, generously sponsored by Pepsi, and the new HBO series about vampires, we don't know what the hell it's called, but hey it's about vampires surely that will attract you goth kids. Think about it you can watch it Ironically, just say hey I don't really like it, but the fact that I watch something as mainstream as HBO even though I'm clearly part of the counter culture makes me cool. Right?